Bill Maher's Message to Democrats
"When they say Democrats will raise taxes, you say, we have to because someone spent all the money in the world cutting Paris Hilton's taxes and not killing Osama bin Laden."
"When they say the terrorists want the Democrats to win. You say, are you insane? George Bush has been a terrorist's wet dream. He inflames radical hatred against America and then runs offering to protect you from it. It's like a guy throwing shit on you and selling you relief from the flies."