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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Buzzflash.com has the Best Headlines

Fox News at 4:00 led with stories about the weather and a drunk bus driver. To their credit, they did a 'report' on the weapons lab story and bought McClellan's lies hook, line and sinker.

Is McClellan on Drugs? He said the Media Should "Publicly Apologize" For Reporting On Mobile Weapons Lab Story. Who knew they were taking crack in the White House? Who knew?

Can You Say, 'Bienvenidos'? White Americans, and black Americans too, are going to have to get used to sharing this country -- sharing it fully -- with brown Americans. Things are going to be different. Deal with it.

Bush Family Dedicates President's Childhood Texas Home. Well, now we'll know where to look for him when he cracks and longs for the carefree, frog-killing days of his youth.

John Murtha Recounts the Failed War in Iraq and How Our National Security is Being Neglected by Bush at Home. Bush is Not Guarding Our Gates. He is Engaged in Reckless Enterprises Overseas. All Bush Has Left is the, "Well, I Support Him Because He's a White Guy Vote."

6 Comments:

At 4/12/2006 4:29 PM, Anonymous stephen colbert said...

Rose, why do you hate America?

 
At 4/12/2006 9:36 PM, Anonymous timmy said...

Bush lied, frogs died.

 
At 4/12/2006 9:44 PM, Anonymous timmy said...

Good headline (and fascinating information) here as well....

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/11/opinion/main1489914.shtml

 
At 4/12/2006 11:29 PM, Anonymous p said...

Yep, lots of frogs. And they'll continue to die until the neocons are out of office. Poor green things.

 
At 4/13/2006 10:41 AM, Anonymous timmy said...

I also heard that John Kerry poured salt on slugs when he was a kid.

 
At 4/14/2006 7:46 AM, Anonymous timmy said...

Is this the town meeting refered to in your headline about Murtha?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/12/AR2006041201947.html

Sorta like the Bush thing with Harry...except Bush responded differently...

 

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